As I was brushing away the offending crumbs, I noticed Harrisen had crumbs on his eyes, in his eyebrows, and all the way up on his forehead.
K: "Harrisen, how on earth did you get cookie crumbs on your eyes?"
H: "I was eating a cookie."
K: "With your eyes?"
H: *pause* "Well, maybe the crumbs came to life and walked up my face."
Guess I deserved it, what with my smartass comment and all.